This story was told by Marc Maron on episode #:
These summaries are designed to help fans find their favorite stories and are full of spoilers!Marc is standing outside his building at 2am, when a prostitute approaches and asks if he wants sex. Marc says yes, and takes her up to the apartment he shares with his girlfriend, who’s out of town. He’s never hired a hooker before. The blow job he’s getting from the hooker isn’t having results, and he asks if she could take her top off. When he puts his hands on her breasts, she asks him, “Do you feel a lump?” He’s completely flustered, but realizes he does feel a lump, and she muses that yeah, she should go to the doctor. Then Marc’s girlfriend calls on the phone, telling him she misses him. Marc finishes, with the realization that he doesn’t want to have sex with hookers, but that he seems to be attracted to feeling guilt and panic.
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