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Miles finally goes on a date with a coworker he’s had a crush on for quite a while — Dana. He gets wasted the night before, and is thus hung over for their date in Central Park; then, as he lays on the beach next to her, he releases quarts of diarrhea into his shorts. He does his best to clean himself off in the public restroom, but later, after he’s showered at home and returned for dinner at his date’s apartment, he keeps seeing signs that there’s still poop on him…somewhere…and he can’t figure out why he’s still leaving shit stains everywhere he sits.
Themes/Keywords: accident, Best of RISK!, cat, Central Park, date, diarrhea, embarrassed, feces, Live story, New York, NYC, odor, poop, shit, smell, stain, subway