Jeff Simmermon

Jeff Simmermon is a storyteller and standup comic from Brooklyn, NY. He’s released two albums, one with Comedy Dynamics and another with 800 Pound Gorilla Records and legendary punk label, Dischord Records, who distributed his first album on pink vinyl. His work has appeared on Stories From the Stage, SiriusM, This American Life and the Moth podcast. Jeff teaches storytelling to aspiring performers and business clients, offering small group workshops via Zoom and 1:1 coaching addition to custom workshops to corporate clients, nonprofits and educational institutions. He also coached and curated an episode of PBS’s Stories From the Stage.

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updated: 04/17/2025

Dead Cat Gosling

After Jeff and his wife have a difficult search for apartments in NYC, a chance encounter with Ryan Gosling gives him ho...

04/29/2025

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That’s The Gig

Jeff bombs at a comedy show and gets heckled by a topless woman. He and Colin Quinn commiserate over having both been st...

04/29/2025

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Better Than That

Jeff gets a construction job. Coworkers cat-call at women and razz him for being a college boy. He mentors a younger cow...

10/11/2021

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Eat, Pray, Love Testosterone

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08/10/2020

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‘Roo Shooter

As a poor illegal immigrant in Australia, Jeff took a job as an assistant to an eccentrically mean and violent man who k...

01/15/2018

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Chasing Away The Big Black Bird

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04/07/2014

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Kangaroo Killah

As a poor illegal immigrant in Australia, Jeff took a job as an assistant to an eccentrically mean and violent man who k...

11/30/2009

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