Away With Words
Ryan is trying to communicate with his dying father in law, who only speaks Korean. He uses Google translate but it has ...
05/16/2023
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Roasting on an Open Fire
Determined to prove he’s a big boy and not jealous of his new baby brother, little Ryan tries to help out with cut...
12/20/2022
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The Permanent Halloween
While making his costume “accident victim” for Halloween when he was 12, Ryan lit his shirt on fire, only, while wea...
10/31/2022
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Play, Pray, Love
In Korea, Ryan was approached by a couple insisting he go with them. He thought they were arranging group sex. Then he r...
02/22/2022
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Self Offload
Ryan tries to impress a girl with a RomCom stunt of deboarding a plane about to take off for her. Security does not appr...
06/21/2021
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The Idiot in the Cupboard
Ryan enjoyed playing pranks on his co-workers. But the day he hid in a cupboard to surprise everyone, things did not go...
03/23/2020
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Do You Hear What I Hear?
Throughout his childhood, Ryan worked to solve the mystery of the elves. If they could come into his house every Christm...
12/24/2019
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Plagued
A bad vacation isn’t the end of the world, but this time Ryan truly thought that it was. The true story of a fake ...
10/30/2018
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Chad
Getting 100 free hours of America Online was cool, but Ryan wasn’t. He wanted the other kids on the playground to ...
08/20/2018
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