Enjoy the Cookies!
Having a crush on his friend David in high school, Kevin mails David his poop in a Tupperware bowl...
09/24/2024
LISTENBehind Closed Doors
Kevin’s moves to New York and begins to overhear his downstairs elderly neighbor screaming at her son. After she dies,...
10/30/2023
LISTENGet the Mayonnaise!
Kevin comes out of his shell in high school when he gets drunk at the first cast party of the high school musical but de...
07/18/2023
LISTENGrowing Pains
In his early teens, Kevin collected pics of Kirk Cameron and River Phoenix from teeny bopper magazines meant for girls a...
05/02/2023
LISTENHow Does This Work?!
At 7, Kevin loved learning about opera from his dad when he’d listen to Live from the Met. But when Kevin reluctan...
04/18/2022
LISTENLeather Queen
When Kevin was in junior high, his older brother wanted a leather jacket like the one in The Terminator. But Kevin steal...
12/20/2021
LISTENSoccer Practice Cold Day
Learning about highly sensitive people, Kevin recalls a cold soccer practice where he was made fun of for dressing the w...
06/07/2021
LISTENWhen You’re Smiling
Kevin spies a handsome guy smiling at him at a Pride parade but is too shy to say hi. 5 years later, the two meet for re...
07/14/2020
LISTENGinger Bear and the Moviegoer’s Knee
Kevin goes to a huge sex club in Thailand and grapples with the fact that he’s aging. After a moped ride in the rain a...
03/18/2019
LISTENBreaking Through
In his 20s, Kevin falls in love with a close friend who doesn’t feel the same way. On Fire Island, on ecstasy and keta...
03/11/2013
LISTENThe Miracle Worker
When he was a kid, Kevin got his sister’s ring stuck on his finger but he prayed to the Virgin Mary to intercede and t...
11/19/2012
LISTENMan at Hawaii
At 17, Kevin and other teens go on a mission trip to Peru with the Jesuits to help the poor. Seeing a man who was starvi...
11/19/2012
LISTENThe Exhibitionist
Kevin’s father’s struggles with the Allison trait of asslessness leads to him performing an accidental strip for a g...
04/02/2012
LISTENThe Water Bearer
Kevin needs a job, but the job he lands requires a drug test, and Kevin’s had plenty over the weekend. So he borrows a...
02/23/2011
LISTENVegetables With Benefits
Late one night in his college days, Kevin went shopping for a cucumber to stick up his butt....
02/09/2011
LISTENInside the Circles
In the 6th grade, Kevin tries kissing a girl for the first time, in hopes it will dispel his attraction to boys. But tha...
10/13/2010
LISTENPushing the Envelope
In high school, Kevin gets the idea to pull a prank on a friend by sending him a used condom through the homeroom mail s...
07/14/2010
LISTENPersonal Best
Kevin decides to combat his nagging insecurity that he’s the weakest member of his comedy troupe, The State, by gettin...
06/01/2010
LISTENThe Darkness
Kevin becomes best friends with a boy named Ben in grade school. Suddenly, the long lasting friendship turns into an obs...
03/23/2010
LISTENA Little Help From My Friends
Kevin tries solo comedy for the first time at the famous Luna Lounge amongst lot of industry insiders but blanks out on ...
02/09/2010
LISTENGodspell
After a huge loss in his career, Kevin is destitute and at wit’s end. He begins writing questions to God… an...
12/29/2009
LISTENBarefoot in the Park
Brand new to NYC at 18 after growing up in conservative, closeted Cincinnati, Kevin tests out a gay bar on the Upper Wes...
11/03/2009
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